Ash vs Evil Dead: "Who's Your Daddy?" Commercials

Ash vs Evil Dead: "Who's Your Daddy?" was a series of 10 promotional videos released by STARZ from January to February, 2018 to promote the release of Ash vs Evil Dead Season Three. Starring Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams, these non-canon videos featured Ash giving (bad) parenting advise on various topics, such as arguments with their child, teen pregnancy, and drugs.

Videos & Descriptions

Video	Description
	Ash tells parents that any argument can be solved by kicking the kids out of the house "until they say 'uncle'" (or in his case: "king").
	Ash's advise for parents is to tag-along with the kids when they go out to party.
	Instead of advise for the parents, Ash gives three sex rules for all the teenagers in the audience: Carry protection (by which he means a shotgun) "because there's a lot of real weirdos out there." Never do it on a first date "unless you're with someone super-hot." Kinky sh*t "you've hooked yourself a winner!"
	Ash offers a cheaper alternative to collage: a library card, a year's supply of beer, and a membership to an online dating site.
	Ash encourages parents to teach their kids to drive, as the sooner they learn, the sooner they can "pick up your drunk-ass from the bar."
	Ash tells parents to tell their kids to "do it" standing up to avoid pregnancy.
	Ash says "crime doesn't pay", which is good advice for "real crimes." He then explains it's OK to take anything that can fit in your pocket.
	Ash says that he'll never let his kid work at a fast food restaurant, and encourages her to become a stripper so he can get free lap dances from her hot friends.
	Ash's advice regarding drugs is for parents to tell the kids to "get their own", and to take them if they find their kid's stash.
	Ash says that friends who are typically called "bad influences" should be called... when he needs beer.